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JOKE OF THE DAY

बाबा रामदेव का असर

मास्टर, मोहन तुम्हारे पड़ोस के दादाजी आजकल दिखाई नहीं दे रहे है ?मोहन : सर वे गुजर गए है। मास्टर : अरे ! क्या हुआ था उन्हें ?मोहन : वे  टीवी पर रामदेव बाबा को देखकर योगा कर रहे....

Santa-Banta

Santa bar mein

Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?Santa: Bas ek beer!Bartender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuchh theek nahi lag rahe.. Itne udaas kyun ho?Santa: Meta meri biwi se....

Doctors

Do not Get Nervous

Ashok: Why did you run away from operation Table ?Ramesh : The nurse was repeatedly saying- "don't get nervous" ,"don't be afraid."Be strong" This is a small operation only."Ashok ....

SMS-Jokes

Agar Aapka SMS

Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayengewarna 6 parathe,panir ki sabzi,kashmiri pulaw,ice-cream,1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!

Lawyers

Itna hi kehna chahunga

Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chah....

Personalities

A Professor was traveling

A Professor was traveling by boat.On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: Wh....

Faiths

An old man confession

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: "Father, I am 75 years old.I have been married for 50 years.All these years I had been faithful to my wife,but yesterda....

Blondes

You scared me

Guy was on a date with a Blonde girl, driving in his Ferrari.Guy: Honey, there is something I have to tell you.Girl: What is it? Guy: I'm married!Girl: You scared me, I thought the....

Animal-Kingdom

Ancient Animal

Teacher to Gajodhar : Tell me which is an Ancient Animal ?Gajodhar : Teacher its ZebraTeacher : Why Zebra ?Gajodhar : Because all the other animals are colorful andonly zebra is st....

Marital-Woes

Sharabi Pati

Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar AayeUske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!Pati :Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye,Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai!!

NewsPolitics

Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya

An Indian Politician Went To USA to Meet His Politician FriendUska Ghar Bahut Khubsurat Tha.Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?I....

Miscellaneous

It will be Wonderful

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a fi....

Sports

It's your turn

Two old cricketers were talking in the club.'What was your highest score?' 'A hundred and tennot out.''Mine was a hundred and twenty not out'.'And what was the most number of wicke....

Computer

Virus on a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.I was against it and an argument started.I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.He responded, "....

Kids

A kid was crying

A kid was crying standing outside his house.A passer by asked: Why are you crying?Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.Passer By: Who is your father?Kid: That is what the ....

Masala-Mix

Papa Se Mile

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..Solid Lagti Hai..!!

Student-Teacher

Hindi Silent Film

Professor: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala Ke Wo Hindi He?Professor  Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

Yo-Mama

Ugly Contest

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest,they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Desi

Mann ka Váham

Bhákt: Guru ji, Aisi Patni ko kyá kahte hai jo..Bahot Fair ho,Height achhi ho,Bahut cute hoNature sweet ho,Brilliant ho,Pati ko samjhe Aurkabhi jhagda ná kare?Guru ji: Mann ka Vahá....

Police

Majburi Thi Sir

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir..Police man - Kya Majburi Thi?Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

Mens

Mobile kiska hai

4 dost beer pee rahe the, ki Table pe rakha mobile baja...!!!Boy- HelloGF- Janu I am in market, kya me 50,000 ka gold set le lu?Boy- ha janu le lo.GF- Silk suit bhi jo 5500 ki hai?....

Women

Stree ka Jeewan

EK HAATH MEIN Frying pan …DOOSRE MEIN mobile …EK KAAN Cooker KI SITI PAR …DOOSRA ‘WhatsApp’ PAR …EK AANKH TV PAR …DOOSRI PATI PAR …KAUN KEHTA HAI KI …STREE KAA JEEVAN AASAAN HAI ??....

Parents

Become Smarter

A boy always asks for Rs.10 from his mother.So his mother questioned the boy on why he kept asking for Rs.10.The boy replied that his friend told him that"If you eat Rs.10 worth of....

Sardar-Ji-Jokes

Sardarji dialed Pantry

A Sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee.On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Abey Chhotu!Get me a coffee quickly!”The voice from the other side respo....

Tamil-Jokes

Mutton shopla...

Mutton shopla thongura aatta parthu, unn kannula thanni vandha "Saivam"..! unn naakula thanni vandha "Asaivam"..!

Bengali-Jokes

lok jake apne khujsen

Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbeChakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.Chakuridata: keno?Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bol....

Exam-SMS

Exam me Mud Mud kar dekna

Wo mud mud ke hame dekh rahe theaur hum unhe bhi.......Kyonki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha aur na hame bhi!