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Santa - "sir ji,aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."Santa - "Oh sorry,mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said"
Doctor: "When did you first notice this problem?"
Man: "What problem?"
1 Sheikh Ka Beta Apni GF K Sath Ghoom K Ghar Aya To Baap Ne Pucha- Kitne Paise Khrch Kiye? Beta- 50 Rupye.
Baap- Itne Sare? Beta- Abba, Us K Pas 50 Hi The.
Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs. 200 for 3 questions.
Man: Isn’t it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"
The other says, "Circumcision."
The first boy....
Meaning to life…
One seed can create the forest
one smile can start the relationship
one touch can show love and care
and one beautiful friend like u
can bring the beautiful m....
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.
They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they de....
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about ....
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're
1 admi ne fish pakadi..
Ghar aaya to dekha--
Aadmi wapas fish ko nadi me fenk aaya.....
Fish chillye-- Congress parti Zindabad
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Q: Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
A: Shehwag is an opener.
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system.
Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clu....
Two children are talking.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after
But one da....
Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ? After few min Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai.......
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were....
Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did S....
Remembering my classmates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot,
Saw the girl, whom once I thought as my bes....
One lady is telling to a girl, “Do you know what is the secret of being young?
The girl told, “May be take care of skin.“
The lady told, “No, the secret of being you....
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the....
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai
"Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Mutton shopla thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha "Saivam"..!
unn naakula thanni vandha "Asaivam"..!
We live in an age where anonymity is growing in magnitude like a bomb going off.
How 2 spnd 3hrs in exam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you u....