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JOKE OF THE DAY

Extra intelligence

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha tha ki ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha" Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"

Santa-Banta

Bantas Divorce

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Doctors

Doctor doctor collection

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Doctor, Do....

SMS-Jokes

A Gift

A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!

Lawyers

Insured Cigars

A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of the....

Personalities

Cute Transporters

Q: Sardar ke bachchon aur ghadon ke bachchon mein kya common hai?A: Chote hote hai to dono bade cute lagte hai, bade ho kar dono transport ka dhanda karte hai.

Faiths

A very insulting parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave t....

Blondes

So she could lip-read

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip-read.

Animal-Kingdom

Deer Tracks

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyon....

Marital-Woes

I miss him!

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave m....

NewsPolitics

A JOKE ON DOWRY SYSTEM.

A friend having a conversation with another friend: AJAY:Hey murder cases for dowry are going down rapidly.Why do you think so this is happening?Is our administration progressing....

Miscellaneous

Funny Dog

Why it's nice to be a dog…No one expects you to take a bath every day.Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.When it's rai....

Sports

The Highs and Lows of World Cup Cricket

As the World Cup begins to the calypso beat in the Caribbean, here are some teasers about exciting records in previous World Cups. Enjoy!  

Computer

Helisoft

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and....

Kids

shopping

Pappu  stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the shopkeeper. 10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo 4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo 2 kilo butter at ....

Masala-Mix

Bollywood and Bill Clinton

Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming.. Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing "Yeh Bi....

Student-Teacher

Sunday Lecture

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. RAM:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? RAM:My mother will not allow me to go ....

Yo-Mama

Yo mama is so bald

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mindYo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.

Desi

CIRCUIT

Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI :Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.....

Police

Dealing with a juggler

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the co....

Mens

Curse

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"The man immed....

Women

Why buy a cow when you can get the …………………

For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it'....

Parents

Dad Examples

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

Sardar-Ji-Jokes

Two Wheeler

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Tamil-Jokes

Ethnic

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan. What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me. How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Read....

Bengali-Jokes

Bengal Fights Back - Palao Regiment

1. Blady war on our boarder,Sons of Bengal bheel crush these hoarders. All join CRP and Army,Bugger Chinese must flee.2. Recruiting offishsars taking names,Whife say Bholanath do....

Exam-SMS

Cumpulsory

e exam k rishte b ajeb hote hensab apne apne naseeb hote henrahte hen jo nigahon se doorsale wohi question compulsory hote hai.

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