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RACE HORSES

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his trac...........

THE LIFE OF MAN

GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from sunrise up t...........

PANDA

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich,...........

LION TAMER

wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The...........

AMERICAN WAY

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they ...........

DEER TRACKS

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tr...........

VAMPIRE BATS

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked ...........

HE IS A VERY SMART DOG

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with ...........

STEVEN WRIGHT ON DOGS

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The ...........

NINE THINGS DOGS DONT UNDERSTA

It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma in...........

MISSING DONKEY

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking Go...........

AMERICAN WAY

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they ...........

YOU COULD FEED THEM A LOT FAST

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during thi...........

SMILE A WHILE

While we smile, we express our happiness, pleasure or many other feelings like a...........

A FROG CALLS A PSYCHIC

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines...........

INTERNET PASSWORD

9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your...........

ABUSING PARROT

A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around...........

NEVER TALK TO THE PARROT

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He could...........

MONKEY ORGANIZATION

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at differ...........

A DOG THINKS

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a ...........

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