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1 Animal Kingdom Jokes

ANCIENT ANIMAL

Teacher to Gajodhar : Tell me which is an Ancient Animal ?Gajodhar : Teacher its...........

HOW DO YOU PUT AN ELEPHANT ?

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?Simple! Open the door, put the el...........

PYAAR VYAAR

Lady To Santa :- Apka Doggy To ThodaTiger Jaisa Dikhta Hai ,Kya Khilate Ho ,...............

JANWARO KI PARTY MEIN CHUHA

Janwaro ki party mein chuha chaar pegg lagakar set thaBilli -- agar aaj party na...........

CHHOD DO NASHA

Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha KiAchanak Chuha Wahan AayaAur Bola, ...........

BAWAL HO JAYEGA

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,Raste me chiti ne kha.............

BAHAR NIKAL SAALE

Ek hathi nali me naha raha tha.To ek bandar aaya bola bahar nikal sale.Hathi- Na...........

TOTAL COMMITMENT!

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church.where a gala charity event was taki...........

THE LONE BAT

A group of bats is hanging around,upside down, as usual, mostly sleeping.Suddenl...........

IF ANIMALS HAVE FACEBOOK

If animals have Facebook....These are most likely to be their Status Updates!Coc...........

1 CUHA SARAAB KE

1 Cuha Saraab Ke Drum Me Gir Gaya,Nase Me Ladkhadata Hua,Soti Hui Billi Ke Paas ...........

SARDAR KA DIMAG NAHI HOTA

Frog:sardar ka dimag nahi hota.Sardar: Hota hai.FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi ho...........

CHUHE KO BILLI LAGI GORI

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori.............chuha bola-O go...........

KYON RO RAHE HO ?

Santa : Kyon ro rahe ho ?Banta : Haathi Margaya hai.Santa : Ye tumhara paltu Haa...........

THODA NICHE JHUK KAR BAITHO

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,Raste mein chiti ne kah...........

3 CHHIPKLIYAN

3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thi.Ek ne gana shuru kiyaJaise hi gana band kiy...........

GADHA KI SHAADI

Pehla gadha: Yaar mai jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu, wo mujhe bahaut marta hai...........

TWO DOGS, RUBI AND MOTI

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Pardes were sent to the outer space.The ground co...........

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROTHER?

A monkey walks into a bar, goes to the counter andasks the barman "Have you seen...........

NAKALCHI BANDAR

Ek Baar Ek Topi Wala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski To...........