11 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherm...........
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching y...........
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural...........
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't i...........
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. T...........
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat pu...........
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
H...........
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his a...........
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out ...........
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, de...........
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at differ...........
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excut...........
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of...........
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked ...........
A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown...........
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he re...........
Positive Thinking is like this.
A Little bird in the sky.. You look up and i...........
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He...........
One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a man sitting in the woods ch...........