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12 Animal Kingdom Jokes

TWO TIGERS AND A RABBIT

Two tigers resting under a tree, suddenly a rabbit passed very fast, 1st Tiger ...........

GORILLA REMOVER

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yel...........

TRIMMED

3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one i...........

BRONZE STATUE OF A RAT

A man walks into a curio shop in Haifa. Looking around at the exotica, he notice...........

ONE DOG FIGHT

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they...........

BAD ATTITUDE

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a ba...........

CAT ANALYSIS

Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredict...........

YOU ASK HIM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was p...........

TRYING TO FIND OUT

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a shor...........

BEAR AND A RABBIT

There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through ...........

1000 LEG BUG

This guy wanted an unusual pet, so he goes to the local pet store and ask the ow...........

IT MONKEYS

A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store o...........

COINCIDENCE

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a w...........

A PARROT ON A PLANE

After taking his seat on a plane, a mild mannered young man was startled to see ...........

A BEAUTIFUL WHITE HORSE

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor ma...........

A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR

A duck walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Hey...........

MURGI KI KAHANI

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baa...........

THREE DUCKS

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand an...........

SHOOTING A GOAT

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent th...........

CAMEL QUESTIONS

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why h...........