13 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator u...........
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot.
Not k...........
Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went...........
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center............
While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all o...........
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychia...........
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the her...........
A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a ba...........
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion a...........
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family...........
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'...........
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies l...........
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting...........
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler o...........
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during thi...........
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The ma...........
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says...........
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some peop...........
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slo...........
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ...........