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14 Animal Kingdom Jokes

A FROG CALLS A PSYCHIC

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines...........

BIG WHITE CAT

Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went...........

KABOOTAR KA ACCIDENT

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis g...........

MERE CHOTE BHAI KI SHADI HAI…

A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dan...........

A CUTE LITTLE DOG

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Doe...........

MY DOG

Teacher : Pappu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brothe...........

KISS CAREFULLY

In park,a boy and girl were sitting.2 dogs kissed each other,Boy-Agar tum bura n...........

THE LIFE OF MAN

GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from sunrise up t...........

POOR SNAIL

One day a man was sitting on his sofa at home when he heard a knock at the doo...........

ANIMAL COMPLAINTS

It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. The...........

ABUSING PARROT

A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around...........

DOG PROPERTY RULES

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I ca...........

SOUNDS OF THE WILD

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother...........

THE FLYING DOG

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She w...........

YOU COULD FEED THEM A LOT FAST

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during thi...........

STEVEN WRIGHT ON DOGS

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The ...........

A GOOD CHESS PLAYER

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his d...........

A FROG CALLS A PSYCHIC

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines...........

RACE HORSES

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his trac...........

AMERICAN WAY

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they ...........