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16 Animal Kingdom Jokes

BEWARE OF DOG

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANG...........

TWO RABBITS

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits...........

A DOG THINKS

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a ...........

AN ANT AND AN ELEPHANT

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes ...........

WASHING THE DOG

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop"grocery pic...........

CLEVER CENTIPEDE

A single man wanted someone to help him with the household chores,so he decided ...........

DOGGED OUT

 timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and,clearing his t...........

LION TAMER

wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The...........

MONKEY ORGANIZATION

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at differ...........

VAMPIRE BAT

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked ...........

GORILLA JOKES

Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on the first date! Do you know a...........

A SNAIL BUYS A FAST NEW CAR

There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so sl...........

RULES FOR CATS WHO HAVE TO RUN

IntroductionThe following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) ...........

THE STORY OF THE BATS

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says...........

NEVER TALK TO THE PARROT

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He could...........

HE IS A VERY SMART DOG

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with ...........

A CATS DICTIONARY

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange k...........

THE AMAZING FLYING DOG

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She w...........

THE PREACHER BUYS A PARROT

A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" ...........

AN AMAZING TALKING DOG

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of d...........