5 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
A: I'm in a big trouble!B: Why is that?A: I saw a mouse in my house!B: Oh, well,...........
Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta ha...........
Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big...........
Two cows are standing in a field.One says to the other "Are you worried about Ma...........
1 Pari ne dekha k 1 SherKhargosh kapicha kr rhahai.Pari ne 2no ko rok karkaha k ...........
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes ...........
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a...........
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
A: What ...........
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other “Are you worried about ...........
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other “Are you worried about ...........
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they...........
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, ...........
You'll want to be sure to get a few chickens. They come in handy, not for eating...........
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Keep your kitchen clean. ...........
1. Eat less.
Usually come when called.
Are easier to train.
Don't as...........
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They ...........
The dishes with the paw print belong to you and contain your food. The rest of t...........
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next t...........
A little boy took his dog on a "take your pet to school" day. There were prizes ...........
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail ...........