6 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his d...........
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stum...........
Q. How do you make a glowworm happy?
A. Cut off it's tail. It'll be delighted............
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slo...........
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some peop...........
Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them...........
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, sta...........
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his trac...........
Animals-Pigs/Sheep
Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over ...........
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appear...........
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No ...........
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies l...........
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swea...........
Friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist could never quite agree on an...........
A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches...........
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
A...........
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them th...........
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44...........
This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about th...........
A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, "Who do I talk to about getting a ...........