7 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots...........
There was a Knicks fan with nosebleed seat in Madison Square Garden. Looking aro...........
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching ...........
Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression...........
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight t...........
A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch.
"Doc",...........
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out th...........
"May I take your order, sir?" the waiter asked.
"Yes. How do you prepare your...........
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. The...........
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those ...........
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes alo...........
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted up...........
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. T...........
Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating...........
As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strappe...........
After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the
animals ...........
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer fo...........
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a doz...........
A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the mai...........
Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of A...........