9 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to b...........
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth...........
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shar...........
There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same ...........
Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darte...........
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donke...........
One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The firs...........
There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbi...........
I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller...........
This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He ...........
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg ...........
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked he...........
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the ev...........
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make ...........
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when ...........
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes ...........
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begi...........
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at...........
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw...........
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it...........