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There once was a bear and a rabbit

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There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: ” I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting! ” So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.” And all the bears in the forest turned into females. The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny. The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.” The wish was granted. The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.” By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he is ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world. The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.” The wish is granted. When it is the rabbit is turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: ” I wish that bear is gay. “


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