Home >> Animal Kingdom >> To pacify you my dear pets I have posted the following on our front door
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They live here. You don't.
If you don't like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called it "fur"niture.)
I like my pets better than I like most people.
To you, it's an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.