Total Commitment

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church.

where a gala charity event was taking place.

Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken

that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!` the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you,

that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."