Blondes
Jokes
On their anniversary night, the blonde husband sat his wife down in the bedroom ...........
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?A: Two brunettes............
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?A: Wave............
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: She saw "M" on the back and ...........
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?A: Because that's what they train for ...........
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ank...........
Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?A: She blew ...........
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?A: "Have another beer."...........
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The ...........
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "T...........
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off............
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years ...........
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde t...........
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?A: A brain tumor............
Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?Because they can get bombed at ...........
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip-read............
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it ...........
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?A: She missed the Earth!...........
Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn't wake u...........
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A: Are you boys all in the same band?A1: Do you...........