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13 Blondes Jokes

BLONDE'S FAILURE

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?A: Because she gave blowjobs li...........

CHAIN-LINK

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other...........

I'M BLONDE

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh ...........

TWO BRUNETTES

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?A: Two brunettes............

BRAIN TUMOR

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?A: A brain tumor............

WHAT...........

Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?...........

BLACK ROOTS

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?A: They both have black ...........

WAVE

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?A: Wave............

HER BOYFRIEND WAS BLOND TOO

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde t...........

WRIGGLE WHEN YOU EAT

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat...........

EMPTY FROM THE NECK

Q: What do a blond and a beer bottle have in common?A: They're both empty from t...........

SCREEN DOOR AND A BLONDE

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?A: The more you bang it t...........

SHINE A FLASHLIGHT

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear............

WET JOYSTICK

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is w...........

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A: Are you boys all in the same band?A1: Do you...........

THX

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys............

ANOTHER BEER

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?A: "Have another beer."...........

ATTRACTION TIPS

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ank...........

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The ...........

PEPPER SHAKER

On their anniversary night,the blonde husband sat his wife down in the bedroom w...........