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2 Blondes Jokes

"BLONDE IN A BMW"

BLONDE IN A BMW : A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mech...........

HOW LONG A BLONDE CAN SLEEP

One day a blonde wanted to know how long she could sleep.soooo she put a ruler i...........

ROWING YOUR BOAT

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in...........

YOU MAY CARRY ON.

A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,Officer: Can i see your drivers li...........

I LIKE EMINEM.

Someone tells a blonde, I like Eminem.The blonde says, I like Skittles.The perso...........

YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV.A blonde runs after him and says, "W...........

SUCK IT IN, MIRROR!

Once there was a mirror that sucked people into it if they lied.So this brunette...........

PARACHUTE JUMPING

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently t...........

WORST BOOK EVER READ

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down ...........

THE MAGIC GENIE'S LAMP

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's la...........

OH THE PAIN

A young brunette goes into the doctor's officeand says that her body hurts where...........

POLISH PRIEST

A blonde was telling a priest a Polish joke,when halfway through the priest inte...........

THE THERMOS

A blond was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos.She was qu...........

THE DEAD BIRD

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.The brunette says suddenly, ...........

SPEEDING

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he coul...........

BREATH IN, NOW BREATH OUT

A blond was going to get her hair layered at the salon With headphones on. The l...........

BLONDE'S RELATIVES

Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?A: The vegetable garden............

BLONDES CHANGE A LIGHTBULB

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call...........

BLONDE THANKSGIVING DINNER

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her fami...........

FINDING HER PLACE

On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the...........