Blonde Thanksgiving Dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating
Thanksgiving dinner without her family.
Trying to re-enact the tradition,
she prepared a dinner for herself alone.
The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner,
but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.
“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.
“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”