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A blonde and her husband are sleepingwhen the neighbors dog starts barks and wakes them up.The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!'She runs out of the house and five minutes latershe comes back with a smile on her face.The husband asks 'So, what did you do?'The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard andI put it in our yard to see how they like it havingthe neighbors dog barking all night.
You scared me
Guy was on a date with a Blonde girl, driving in his Ferrari.
Guy: Honey, there is something I have to tell you.
Girl: What is it? Guy: I'm married!
Girl: You scared me, I thought the Ferrari is not yours.