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VIRUS ON A MAC

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.I was ag...........

CONNECT TO THE INTERNET

Customer: I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.Tech Support: Ah, right. What ...........

IN FRONT OF COMPUTER

Think you are sitting in-front of computer,What computer will think ?You know?"I...........

INTERVIEW AT A BIG IT COMPANY

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today.For the position of 'Compu...........

C++ PROGRAMMERS

How many C++ programmers does it taketo change a light bulb?"You're still thinki...........

HOW TO HACK COMPUTER

Girls Marks in Computer:"99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properl...........

IT'S A COMPUTER

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.Husband: Exactly darl...........

GREAT WRITER!

There was once a young man who, in his youth,professed his desire to become a gr...........

TYPES OF LADIES

Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything ...........

COMPUTER HUMOR!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is a computer`s first ...........

COMPUTER HUMOR

What does a baby computer call his father?Data.What is a computer`s first sign o...........

COMPUTER WILL CUT

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Santa: That is great, I wi...........

LAPTOP BADA KARWANA HAI KYA?

Do Gaanv Ke Ladke Jinhone Naya Naya Laptop PurchaseKiya Thha, Apas Mein Baatein ...........

COMPUTER EXAM

Jatt In Computer Exam Examiner“What Is Microsoft Excel?”Jatt : “It Is A New Bran...........

CUSTOMER AND TECH SUPPORT

Customer: Hi, this is Celine.I can’t get my diskette out.Tech support: Have you ...........

IS THERE A FLOPPY INSIDE?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer.I urgently need to print documentbut t...........

WHAT ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM ???

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's...........

MY KEYBOARD IS NOT WORKING

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged...........

WHAT DO SPIDERS DO

What do spiders do for fun on the computer?.......They surf the web!...........

WHAT DO YOU CALL

What do you call it when you've beenbitten by a big computer?.....A Megabyte!...........