Computer
Jokes
General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, ...........
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets ...........
There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work", from your tuto...........
Here is an interesting excerpt from the conversation that a computer professiona...........
What will happen if Microsoft starts making cars and GM takes over the software ...........
Five reasons to believe computers are females :1.No one but the creater understa...........
Strange... I've never heard about that. It did work yesterday. How is this possi...........
Q: What's another name for the 'Intel Inside' sticker they put on Pentiums? A: T...........
So you think you're computer-illiterate? Check out the following excerpts from a...........
Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing onlocal train platform and rea...........
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/c...........
REPUBLICAN VIRUS:Sells off your system resources to the highest bidder. DEMOCRAT...........
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing ...........
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,50...........
Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and ...........
Windows means 'Work Is Never Done On Windows Systems'
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Customer: 'I'm having a problem installing your software. I've got a fairly old ...........
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals p...........
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a n...........
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're s...........