Home >> Computer >> 5 >> JOKES
5 Computer
Jokes
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KE...........
What did the spider create when he was inside the computer?
The World Wide Web...........
Why did Bob eat his computer?
Because it was an Apple computer!...........
Why is the computer overweight?
Because its always taking megabytes!...........
Why was the computer so cold?
It forgot to close it's WINDOWS!...........
What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?
MONITOR other peo...........
When does a computer need shoes? When it's reBooting!...........
Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube is making one website together. What is the new
...........
Question: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentium...........
Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something............
What did computer think wen u sit infront of it?
It think:
INTEL INSIDE,
IDIO...........
Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, w...........
Two Beggers meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Questio...........
There are 10 kinds of people in the world,
those that understand trinary, thos...........
The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who
sto...........
That's what's cool about working with computers.
They don't argue, they rememb...........
Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Sup...........
Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let...........
No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but mo...........
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa............