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In comparison with the industrial age, the information era is at the steam engin...........
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first
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If a program is useful, it will have to be changed............
If a computer cable has one end, then it has another............
I would love to change the world,
but they won't give me the source code...........
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said:...........
Husband: Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring...........
How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo whi...........
Home computers are being called upon to
perform many new functions, including ...........
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades............
Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail............
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later............
A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping,
1/3 working,
1/3 waiting............
A printer consists of three main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and th...........
Good friend is like a computer;
Me ‘enter' ur life,
'Save' u in my heart,
‘Fo...........
A Computer Lover
Falling from the roof of a building
And shouting F1 F1 F1 ins...........
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting
beside her She types “BRAIN” as ...........
FUNNY JOKE Google maybe the most
powerful search engine but, it can’t search ............
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot
of FOREIG...........