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Answering Machine Message 24Computer generated voices:1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up! If you like, you can leave your name and telephone number...2: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!1: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back.2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!
I’ve got Windows!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”