Ethnic Jokes

Q :- Why did the Malayalee crossed the road ?

A :- Simbly.

Q :- How was wire invented?

A :- Two Marwaris spotted the same coin.

Q :- Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?

A :- Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?

A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.

Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P. ?

A :- A.P. days are here again ...

Q :- What do you call a very rich Malayalee?

A :- MillionIyer.

Q :- What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?

A :- Mr. Goosh.

Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?

A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for 'Kesh'

Q :- What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon" ?

A :- Ramesh's son failed in statistics...