Doctors
Jokes
A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never ...........
A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, do you think I can live for another fi...........
I asked my psychiatrist what had made him become a psychiatrist - he said it was...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm paranoid"
He said, "not so l...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I want a second opinion".
He said, "OK, ...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains, it's real...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, everybody thinks I'm a liar".
He said, "...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I've got insomnia".
He said, "just sit o...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I can't stop stealing things".
He said, ...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, how can I cure my sleep walking".
He sai...........
A woman went to the doctor with a young baby and said, "doctor, my baby's swallo...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I've swallowed a bone".
He said, "Are yo...........
I swallowed a pencil so I rang the doctor I said, "doctor, what do I do?"
He sa...........
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went...........
I borrowed some money off a doctor friend of mine. The next day I was in his sur...........
Joe goes to his doctor and tells him, "Doctor, yesterday I spent all day photogr...........
"I've swallowed a clock!" yells the patient to the doctor.
"Please help me, I...........
Patient: I have pimples all over my body.
Doctor: Is there anything else?
...........
A patient went to see the doctor.
When checking in at the nurse's station, th...........
Why did the ham go to the doctor?
It wanted to know if it could be cured!...........