Doctors
Jokes
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I ...........
"Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?""Try to resist the temptation but...........
Lady to the doctor over the phone. " Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribes me ...........
Patient: Doctor, I see doubleDoctor: sit on the chair pleasePatient: which one...........
A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was...........
Once in a mental asylum Patient said to the doctor- "Doctor, I feel like jumping...........
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde ho...........
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having...........
Father:" Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.Doctor:" It's God who has s...........
Patient: Doctor, I am suffering from forgetfulness.Doctor: From when are you suf...........
A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether o...........
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man...........
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwor...........
Boss to his secretary: "I thought that you wanted yesterday afternoon off beca...........
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" ...........
A man with two red ears went to his doctor. Doctor: "What happened to your ears?...........
Patient- Doctor Doctor I am going to die in 60 seconds!!!Doctor- 1 minute please...........
Ravi and Sita were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were ...........
Lady over the phone: Doctor, what can I do? My little boy has swallowed my pen?D...........
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The do...........