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2 Doctors Jokes

EK AADMI BADA DUKHI THA

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”Aadmi: ...........

DOCTOR LOG OPERATION SE

Munnabhai - are circuit ye doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyo k...........

MY HAIR KEEPS FALLING

Patient : "Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out,can you give me anything to ...........

MAIN AIK BULB HOON

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha : Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.Pagal : Main Aik Bulb...........

PATIENT FAINTED

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?Patient: Yes, the last time you toldme your...........

WILL I LIVE ANY LONGER?

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women,and song, will I live longer?Doctor: N...........

AT A DENTIST'S

Dentist: “Would you help me out?I’d like you to give a few of your loudest screa...........

A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR

A boy went to a doctor and asked:What are your fees for visiting patient’s home?...........

MALARIA KA ILAAZ

Patient (to Doctor) - "Doctor Saaheb,kya aapko yakeen hai ki mujhe malaria hee h...........

HEY PRABHU MERI

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya!Operation ki thodi der baa...........

1 AADMI KA GALA KHARAB THA

1 aadmi ka Gala kharab thaWo Raat ke 3 baje doctor ke ghar gayaDard ki wajah se ...........

LIFE KA PEHLA OPERATION

Naya doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya!Operation ki thodi der baad hi ...........

BOTH OF YOUR ARMS

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accidentand cries – DOC, DOC… ...........

EK DOCTOR KI SHADI

Ek Doctor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi To,Log Bole Doctor Ki Shadi ToDoctor Ki Tarah Hon...........

NIKAAL MAI KHUD LUNGA

Kanjoos: Doctor Daant NiklavanaHai, Kitne Paise Loge..?Doctor: Rs 200Kanjoos: Ye...........

KAMJORI HAI

Doctor : Kamjori hai,Fruite khaya karo chilke sahitafter 1 hourSanta: Mere Pet m...........

SPOTS MUCH CLEARER

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?P...........

I DRINK COFFEE

Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee,I have this sharp, excruciat...........

WHEN WILL HE BE OUT AGAIN ?

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist."said the man to the receptio...........

ACHING TOOTH

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,but don't worry it will take just five ...........