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Doctor to patient:"Congratulations !The high price of butter, meat and eggs clea...........
A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.Doctor: “How Is You...........
Patient: Will it hurt me, doctor?............Surgeon: Only when you get my bill,...........
A mother complained to her consultantabout her daughter's strange eating habits............
Son (to mom): mumma mumma mujhe apni hero Honda Wali cycle chahiyeMom: theek hai...........
Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha?Johnny: Chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg.Doctor. Au...........
Mariz -"Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He,Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De ToKbhi Apke Kaam A...........
Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,logon ne pucha kya hua?Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hu...........
Ek Pehalwan Ki Taang Neeli Ho Gai,Hakeem: Tang Katni Pare Gi, Zehar Phail Geya H...........
Ese padkar Aap bhi ho jayo ge pagalDactor : Tum pagal kaise huwe ?Pagal : Maine ...........
Ek Sharabi Doctor Se,Kya Tum Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho?Doctor- Haan Bilkul Chu...........
Ek Baar Ek Bahut Patla Ladka Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.Aur Bola : "Ji, Mera Ilaaj Kar ...........
Santa- Doctor This Bucket Has A HoleCan U Plz Repair It.Dr- Stupid! Do U Knw Who...........
Injection room k bahar notice board -Koi mar nahi jata Injection lagwane se Gali...........
Patient: Doctor Sab, mujhe bhool janye ki bemari haiDoctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab...........
Dr. to Santa - " Congrats aap ke ghar ladka hua hai."To santa bola,- " Waah! kya...........
A person goes to the doctor with his 3 year son.Person: - Doctor, my son has swa...........
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?P...........
Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"Doctor: "Why?"Man: ...........
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?...Patient: Yes, the last time you told me ...........