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A doctor is talking to a car engineer,“Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.”“Yeah, but you see, doctor, you have always the same model,It hasn’t changed since Adam;But we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”
Bad News
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination."I'm afraid I have some bad news.You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says."Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks."10..." says the doctor."10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately."10...9...8...7..."