Exam SMS
Jokes
How 2 spnd 3hrs in exam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
...........
WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put ...........
A GENIUS is a Person
who Can Do for $1
what others
Can Do for $100? – As such...........
Why do students fail in exams?
BECOZ
Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days...........
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry............
Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall
with chips and coke in hands….
1st...........
Whats The Height of Hope?
It iz: Sitting in the Exam Hall,
Holding the Questio...........
Edison Had Rightly Said:
A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answe...........
Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt
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But
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Exams are like Girl friends,
Too many questions,
Difficult to understand,
Mor...........
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exa...........
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte ha...........
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is ...........
Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai - Soch samajh ke na ki padai jisne, usne jeevan bigaa...........
600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOC...........
Success is like a train,
It has several Compartments... HARDWORK, FOCUS, LUCK ...........
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka...........
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50...........
Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor ...........
Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-
Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas...........