Lawyers
Jokes
Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs. 200 for 3 questions.
Man: Isn’t ...........
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. However, their conversation was c...........
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
...........
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on...........
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his ...........
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the ...........
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a ...........
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked...........
A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"
The fath...........
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven.
But not at all happy with ...........
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew t...........
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter ...........
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died.
They arrived at the g...........
An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so bu...........
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two ...........
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a cou...........
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the P...........
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared be...........
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew t...........
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian tak...........