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Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?...........
Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha...Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Au...........
Judge:- Pichali baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaaneke ilzaam main pakde gaye the.Ch...........
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate,had you taken the pulse ?Patholo...........
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or th...........
Judge: "tumhara wakil kaha hai?"Chor: jee mera wakil nahi hai.Judge: lekin wakil...........
Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa KiBaat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na...........
Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiyejudge : Kyun?Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saa...........
The Judge said to the defendant,"I thought I told you I never wanted to see you ...........
Judge: U r crossing the limits.Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge: How dare...........
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funer...........
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employerwent to a lawyer ...........
A lawyer was filling out a job application.when he came to the question, "Have y...........
Judge: You were seeing the theft,Why didn’t you stop it??Witness: If I would die...........
Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara.Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya.Judge ne Pagal k...........
Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho JayeMagar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fi...........
Ek Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.Train ka Driver jo ke Sardar tha, Us se...........
Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?"The man rose and answere...........
A young boy asked is father,"Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"The father tho...........
Judge-Tumne Din meChori Karne Ki Himat Kaise Ki?Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar Tha K...........