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Wife- Kitna pyar karte ho hame.Husband- Shahjhan jitna.Wife- Mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.Husband- Mai to plot bhi le chuka hupagli der to tu hi kar rahi he.
Don't disturb me
Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:"After 5 minutes:"Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler..Wife:" Okay, oh look, another wicket..Husband:" No, this is just a replay of the last one..Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..Husband:" It's Austraila V/s west IndiesWife:" How many runs they need to win now ??Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls..Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..Husband:" *Turns off the TV*Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"Husband:" Who is she ??....Wife:" Don't disturb me Ok..