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Man: Sitting with Dog.Tourist:Your dog bits?Man:NoTourist sits and the dog bits!...........
Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: Thr...........
Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..DIL 1 Hi Hota...........
Alia Bhatt to Rahul :Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.toh tokri ke aadhe...........
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,unho nay haath may gold ka aik cu...........
Army officer's wife to Helper:-Main rest karne Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadh...........
Ek ladka apne Mama ke saath rahta tha.Mama behad kanjoos the. Itne kanjoos kiBha...........
Judge Salman Khan ko Maaf kar ne hi wala tha kitabhi use salman ki ‘Bodaygard’mo...........
Salman Khan’s new movies:– Maine drive kiya– Maine drive kyun kiya– Drive kiya t...........
Tufani andheri raat me 12 bajeKabristan ke jungle me1 Bhoot dusre ko samjha raha...........
Baba Ramdev kahete haiAchhi sehat ke liye saas pe control karo!!Ab baba ko kon s...........
Musafir: Beta aap mujhe thoda paani pila denge.Bachcha: Agar lassi ho jaaye to.............
Question: “How to kill an ant?”Asked in an exam for 10 marks!Student:Mix chilli ...........
Hum ne zindagi ki shuruaaat ‘S’ se ki.S se Suraj, S se Subah, S se Swagat, S se ...........
Netaji- yaar kya kar rahe ho,Dost- Nakshe mein apna desh dundh raha hu,Netaji- h...........
Judge- Tumne tank ke licence ke liye arji di hai,Pyarelal- ji haan sarkar,judge-...........
Ladka: Do you love me ?Ladki: hmmm Dekho aisa hai ki,Ladka: Uffff..!! Ya toh haa...........
Mahesh Bhat : Seema par Pakistani fauj Golibaari kar rahi hai,Halaat bahut khara...........
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.He asks the shopkeeper, "Does...........
Ek student roz-roz Maths ke teacher ko phone lagata..Teacher’s wife: kitni baar ...........