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SANTA KI CHAALAKI

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ARE YOU MARRIED?

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SANTA WIFE

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EXTRA INTELLIGENCE

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BANTAS DIVORCE

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BAYGON SPRAY

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WIFE MOBILE

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KABRISTAN

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SANTA JOB

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DEBIT CARD

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MUTTON SHOPLA...

Mutton shopla thongura aatta parthu, unn kannula thanni vandha "Saivam"..! unn naakula thanni vand...........

ZOOBI DOOBI

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PUNJAB AIRWAYS

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee.Sat Sri Akal. On behalf of Captaan Bal...........

POLITICAL POSITION

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ENGLISH TRANSLATION

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DO PANDIT KI LADAI

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INDIAN FLAG

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SANTA BANTA ON DHOBI GHAT

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DISCUSSING DIET TIPS.

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