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Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle andcame upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...Broiled Missionary: $10.00Fried Explorer: $15.00Baked Politician: $100.00.The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,"Why such a price difference for the politician?"The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?