8 Personalities
Jokes
Three kids walking by a lake see Laloo Yadav jogging. He passes them by and fall...........
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are flying across the country in an ai...........
God brings Clinton, Yeltsin and Bill Gates to his office and says "Men, I've dec...........
At the Japanese Embassy in USA........Prime Minister Mori is being given some ba...........
Mere main aur George Bush main kya antar hai? Very simple- main uske ghar nahin ...........
"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apolo...........
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people m...........
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image t...........
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing:...........
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering ...........
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how do...........
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language ...........
"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the ...........
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than m...........
"I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were ru...........
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single f...........
"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and t...........
"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry,...........
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can f...........
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavet...........