You can never loose

WORKING AFTER DRINKING

WORKING AFTER DRINKING A LITER OF VODKA

General manager in a Russian factory asks it`s best worker:

– If you drink a glass of vodka,can you work as good as you work?
– Yes,I can.
– What if you drink two glasses of vodka?
– I still can work the same.
– But what if you drink a liter of vodka,can you still do it?
– As you see,I am doing that.