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A PERFECT EXCUSE!

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually incre...........

ONE CHRISTMAS MORNING

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next ...........

BREAKING INTO A HOUSE

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke...........

JUDGE HAS SOME FUN

A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day ...........

FLOORING THE FERRARI

Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him w...........

PRISON VS. FULL-TIME JOB

Prison life versus a full-time jobin prison you spend the majority of your time ...........

FUN WITH COPS

So you're bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enfor...........

DEALING WITH CRIMINALS

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was ...........

HE IS EXTREMELY DRUNK

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically throu...........

OFFICER PULLS OVER A WISEGUY

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. Af...........

LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. Af...........

DEALING WITH A JUGGLER

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are t...........

CHOOSE A PUNISHMENT

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said, "What wi...........

MOUNTED POLICE

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on hi...........

DRUNK DRIVING STORIES

Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driv...........

DONT SAY THIS TO A COP

Top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my li...........

WARNING ALL SHOPLIFTERS

Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whippe...........

THE REASON FOR RUNNING

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually incre...........

REQUEST BEFORE DEATH

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you an...........

HOW FAST WAS I GOING?

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, off...........

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