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1 Police Jokes

MAJBURI THI SIR

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?Sharabi - Majburi...........

YOU GET A BICYCLE

“What am I supposed to do with this?”Grumbled the motorist as the police clerk h...........

BHARTI KARWAANE

Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le Jaa Raha Tha.Ek Police Waala Hasste Hue:Beta, Apne...........

HONE WALA BACHA

Police wala or fauji ek saath train me safar kar rahe thy.Police: Aap chhutti pe...........

I AM THE GROOM

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.But office...........

ARE YOU MARRIED?

Police : Are You married?Suresh : Yes, with a woman.Police : Of course! Did you ...........

ASK A POLICE OFFICER

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school,I was interrupte...........

SANTA CALL TO POLICE

Santa (on Call with police): Yahan jaldi se aoomeri gadi ka gear or stearing cho...........

EXCUSE FOR SPEEDING

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.When he asks for the driver’s...........

ISS TIME DUTY PAR NAHI HOON

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho ...........

DON'T HAVE SPACE FOR YOU

Three boys were going on short motor bike.A police man gives hand to stop.The bo...........

A WOMAN CAME TO POLICE

A woman came to police:Please, help. My husband is lost.Here is his photo and sp...........

POLICE ARRESTED A DRUNKARD

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:Where are you going?Man: I’m going to listen ...........

1 TRAFFIC POLICE WALA

1 Traffic police WalaBuriya Se : Main Kitni Dair Se Siti Baja Rha Tha,Aap Ruki N...........

ALL PART OF THE SERVICE

Policeman: I'm afraid that I'm going to haveto lock you up for the night.Man: Wh...........

POLICEWALA APNE BACHE SE

Policewala Apne Bache Se:Beta Tumhara Result Achcha Nhi AyaAaj Se Tumhara Khelna...........

LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding andasks him to get out of the car.Afte...........

PARKING

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman,"Can I park here?""No," says t...........

MERE PET ME CHUHE DAUD

Police-Tera Dost Kaise Mara?Santa(rote Hue)- Ji Mai Nhi JantaWo Bola Mere Pet Me...........

POLICE QUOTE

Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."Police Quote: "The hand...........