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Girl in Shop:"Bhaiya koi
valentine card hai Jisme Likha
ho
.
“Tum hi Mere Pe...........
Grl - us dress ki price kya he?
Dukandar- 1000 rs.
Girl- awwwwww
.
.
.
Aur...........
Pagal dentist
se :
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal
lete
ho?
Dr: nahi.
Paga...........
Ek bar Swarg aur Nark ke incharges me jhagra ho gaya.
Swarg ka incharge:- M...........
Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur...........
The three fastest means of communication:
Telephone
Television
Tell-a-woman...........
Tips to reduce weight…
First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
...........
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterf...........
Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi d...........
A muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.
The boy going just behin...........
Air hostess to Laloo: Are u Vegiteratian or Non- Vegiteratian ?
Laloo : I am...........
Did u know why Adnan Sami sung "Bheegi Bheegi raton mein".
Arey yaar Huggies ...........
1st Sindhi: U know I am the best at saving money. I sent my wife alone for the h...........
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tink...........
An Englisgman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour. He was shocked...........
Quote of the decade...
A poor, ill educated man created a billion dollar Reli...........
The Air India flight from Karachi to Bombay was in trouble.
As the storm rage...........
Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an...........
Indira Gandhi wanted Zail Singh and Buta Singh to learn English. She sent them t...........
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground............