IndianJokes.in

Santa Banta Jokes

YE MERI PEHLI DATE HAI DARLING

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling........aga...........

BADLA LE RAHA HU

Santa park me baitha tha.Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?Santa : Badla le Raha hu !Fr...........

BANTA BHAI AJ HUM LOG

Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi ...........

SUICIDE KARNE KE TARIKE KA BOO

Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ??..L...........

EK BAR MERE UPAR SE AEROPLANE

Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.B...........

PEHLE ME APNI BIWI KO BA KARWA

Santa :pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya...........

RASHAN CARD CHALEGA

Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai...........

AIK AIK KARKE DUBAARA PEETA

Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne PeetaSanta : Phir Tune Kya KiyaBanta : Maine Kha Sa...........

SANTA 2 THAPPAD MAAR KE BOLA

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli toSantauseghur raha tha!Wife romantic hokar:Kuch ...........

SANTA APNI GIRLFRIEND KO LEKAR

Santa Apni GirlfriendKo Lekar Ghar Aaya!Use Bistar ParBaithaya,Sab Darwaze Khidk...........

BIWI NEEND ME ZORSE CHILLAI

Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gayeSANTA utha,khidki se k...........

HAAN, PAR CHHOTA PEG HI BANANA

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?Santa : Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ...........

LE DIKH GAYA NA FUTURE

Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do...Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna g...........

SANTA AFTER LOOKING A SLIM GIR

Santa after looking aslim girl- Chehra tera khasnahi,Haddiyo me teramass nahi,Pr...........

DIAL KARNE SE PAHLE 2 LAGAYE

Santa ne PCO pe jatehi PCO wale ko 2thappad laga diye.Socho kyon?Because PCO keb...........

TUMHARA DUDH KHARAB HAI

Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat me dala to dudh phat gaya.Dudh wala: kaun...........

JUNG MAIN SANTA NE BULET

JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu?...........

SHADI ME DULHE KE SAATH BARATI

Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?...Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki k...........

AB BUKHAR KA KYA HAAL HAI

Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai?.Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard...........

MAI SHRI DEVI OR KAPIL DEV KO

Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai?...Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko ...........