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Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling........aga...........
Santa park me baitha tha.Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?Santa : Badla le Raha hu !Fr...........
Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi ...........
Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ??..L...........
Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.B...........
Santa :pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya...........
Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai...........
Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne PeetaSanta : Phir Tune Kya KiyaBanta : Maine Kha Sa...........
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli toSantauseghur raha tha!Wife romantic hokar:Kuch ...........
Santa Apni GirlfriendKo Lekar Ghar Aaya!Use Bistar ParBaithaya,Sab Darwaze Khidk...........
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gayeSANTA utha,khidki se k...........
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?Santa : Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ...........
Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do...Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna g...........
Santa after looking aslim girl- Chehra tera khasnahi,Haddiyo me teramass nahi,Pr...........
Santa ne PCO pe jatehi PCO wale ko 2thappad laga diye.Socho kyon?Because PCO keb...........
Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat me dala to dudh phat gaya.Dudh wala: kaun...........
JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu?...........
Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?...Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki k...........
Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai?.Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard...........
Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai?...Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko ...........