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1 Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA BAR MEIN

Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?Santa: Bas ek beer...........

MAIN AATA HOON

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya............

YAKINAN

Santa- Akalmand admi kabhi ye dawa nahi krtaki yahi akhri sach hai,Ye to sirf mu...........

KYA TUM IMAANDAR HO

Santa Pappu se- kya tum imaandar ho?Pappu - Tum dekhte nahi ki mein garib hu,San...........

AFRICAN KI INSULT

Ek African Apne Bacche Ke Sath,Bus Mein Chadha Conductor:" Itna Badsoorat B...........

AAJ MOVIE HI DEKH AAU

Santa Ne Socha Ki Sunday Free Hun Aaj Movie Hi Dekh Aau.Par Jaisi Hi Theatre Mei...........

SANTA KA KUTTA

Raat ko 2 Baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti BajiEk Aurat Keh Rahi Thi Aap ka Kutta R...........

RAAT KO 2 BAJE

Raat ko 2 Baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti BajiEk Aurat Keh Rahi Thi-Aap ka Kutta R...........

I GIFTED MY WIFE

Santa : I gifted my wife a Diamond necklace on her birthday,andshe didn't speak ...........

SINGING THE B SIDE

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree.Santa Singh was singing a son...........

EK DUKAN ME SANTA

Ek baar ek dukan me Santa - pen hai pen ?Dukandar - nahi !2 min. Baad ..Santa - ...........

BAHUT PARESHAAN HOON

Santa – “Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …”Banta – “k...........

CINEMA HALL KE BAHAR

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Pa...........

MAIN NACHTA HUN

Santa saari rat mujra dekhta raha.Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khush kiya abaap hamko...........

LADKI SE BACHAO

Santa- Mujhe us ladki se bachaoBanta: kyo?santa: Jabse maine kaha dil cheer kede...........

PADHNE KA TIME

Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?Banta: Ye Letter Urgent Pohchana Ha...........

THINK ABOUT OUR LOVE

Jeeto: What do you think about our love?Santa: Try to count the starts in the sk...........

SANTA SHARAB PEE KAR

Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se girato log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur...........

ALL SCIENTISTS FAILED

Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala..All scientists failed to answer this..Q...........

I HAVE NO MONEY

A beggar knocked at Banta's door and said.Give me some moneyBanta: I have no mon...........