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11 Santa Banta Jokes

HOW WAS YOUR EXAM TODAY ?

Man: How was your exam today ?Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was di...........

2 MEN SEARCHING THERE WIFE

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.Santa:What does your wife...........

KUTTE PE ESSAY

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne hokeha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?Santa: K...........

SHARAB PITE PITE RONE LAGA

Santa : Sharab pite pite Rone Laga!Banta : Kya hua Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?Santa : Yaa...........

KHANE ME KYA HAI ?

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone...........

SAME FATHER AND DIFF. NAME

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me theyTeacher: Tum dono ne father name alag ky...........

KAISI GALATFAHAM

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend meintumne mujhe gaaliyan diSanta: Tumhari galat ...........

MAINE CIGARETTE PEENA CHHOD DI

Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?Santa:...........

SANTA KI DADI MAR GAYE

Santa ki dadi mar gaye...Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...Do char aur ...........

SIMPLE HAI YAR

Santa : Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?Banta : Simple Hai YarRoy...........

MANG BHI TO SAKTE THE

Passenger - Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?Santa - Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.Pase...........

KYA DIKHTA HAI?

Santa : Mujhe Tou AankheyBand Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.Banta : Achchaa, K...........

UTH BHUKAMP AA RAHA HAI

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.Banta- Soja-Soja Gha...........

OYE KYA KR RAHA HO?

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!Santa-Kyun?Ba...........

TERA DIL KHANE KO NAHI

Customer-Teri dukan to mithai ki hai.Tera dil khane ko nahi karta?Santa-Bahut ka...........

SANTA IN HOSPITAL

Santa Ek Hospital Mein Admit Tha.Santa Ek Nurse Se Kehta Hai: “I Love You,Tumne ...........

DINNER 7-12PM

Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kharaha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge...........

USS TIME HUMLOG KHANA KHANE

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?Santa: Koi Khas nahi.Banta: Vai...........

SANT WNAT TO MARRY

Santa Want To Get Married.He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.*WIFE WANTED*Next Day He Got...........

WOW....

Santa Banta ko apne gaun me gumane le gayaraste me talab aaya to banta ne kaha w...........