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12 Santa Banta Jokes

PAKK GAYA HOON

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya thaHindi teacher ne unko ped parulta...........

DARZI LOGO KE KAPDE LEKR FARAR

1 darzi logo ke kapde lekr farar ho gyaKoi kehta meri pantKoi kehta meri ShirtSa...........

12TH PASS KARKE BHI ENGLISH NA

Santa ke baap ki England se call aati hai.Turrr turrrr....Santa : Hello... ji ka...........

SANTA CAUGHT BY ARMY

Santa caught by Mughal army& took him to their king AkbarAkbar : Isko bandi bana...........

SALA BAHUT HIL RAHA HAI

Santa Sharab Pii Ke Tala Kholne Laga,Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Khula Nahi,Bant...........

APRIL FOOL FUNNY JOKES

Santa got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-...........

SANTA GIVE ANSWER OF JUDGES OR

SANTA went to courtJUDGE: Order! Order!SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli and 1 Cold...........

WHO IS A TERRORIST?

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Co...........

BANTA TRAVELING IN AN AUTO RIC

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the m...........

JEETO TO SANTA: STOP LOOKING G

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.Santa: U mean if I am on ...........

SANTA TO BANTA: SENDING MAILS

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare.Banta: William Shakespare...........

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

Banta: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?Santa: If a politici...........

RADIO KABHI NEWSPAPER KI JAGAH

santa- radio kabhi newspaper ki jagah nhi le sakta.. banta- kyu? santa- kyuki ra...........

SANTA PE BIJLI KA TAAR GIR GAY

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaa...........

CRICKET MATCH ESSAY

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket mat...........

CHANGE BATTERY: EXIDE

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeep! er asked: Exi...........

SWOLLEN FOOT

Santa goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, t...........

BANTA KA DHANSU JAWAB

Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?Banta:Kar di na pagalo wali baat,du...........

SANTA KO DENGE FAANSI

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi!Santa : HahahahahaJailor: Kya hua...........

SARDARJI COFFEE

Banta makes fresh coffee for his boss and brings the Coffee stirring with 2stirr...........