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13 Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA KA VALENTINE GIFT

Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss V...........

FACEBOOK KE STATUS KE DEEWANE

Santa Ki Wife (Preeto) Marr Gayi.Santa Zor-Zor Se Ro Raha Tha To Padosi Uske Paa...........

SANTA KI SYANI BIWI PREETO

Santa Subha Office Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Raha Tha.Santa Apni Wife (Preeto) Ko Bola: ...........

SAWAAL KA JAWAAB KOI BHI NAHI

Santa Ne Banta Se Ek Sawaal Puchha.Santa: “Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jo Laal Hai Au...........

SANTA KI ENGLISH – WAAH BHAI W

Teacher Santa Ko Class Mein Khada Karti Hai Aur Kehti HaiTeacher: “Santa, Can U ...........

SANTA FBI AGENT BAN HI GAYA

Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”...........

LANDLINE AUR CELLPHONE MEIN KY

Banta Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya.Interviewer Ne Banta ...........

AAKHIR BANTA TEACHER BHI BAN H

Ek School Mein Banta Teacher Lag Gaya,Usne Exam Ke Liye Question Paper Banaya.Pa...........

DARU KAM PEENE KA NUKSAN

Ek Din Santa Banta Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Banta Ki Taang Par Plaster Chada Dekh Kar Ha...........

AAKHIR SANTA ITNA KYU ROYA?

Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,Saari Ladies Mar ...........

PAPPU FAIL HO GAYA, AUR SANTA

Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail H...........

TV CHOTA HAI TO KYA, DIMAG BAD

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne...........

SCIENCE AUR SANTA

Science Kehti Hai Ki: “Paani Ko Ubalne Se Paani Ke Kitaanu Mar Jaate Hai.”Lekin ...........

HUMNE YE KABHI KYU NAHI SOCHA?

Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein Ek Theory Pesh Ki, Jiski Wajah Se Sara School Pag...........

JO BHI LO SOCH SAMAJH KE LO

Dulhe Ki Saaliyan Joota Chupayi Ki Rasam Ka Pura Maza Le Rahi Thhi.1st Sali: “Ji...........

JO BHI LO SOCH SAMAJH KE LO

Dulhe Ki Saaliyan Joota Chupayi Ki Rasam Ka Pura Maza Le Rahi Thi.1st Sali: “Jij...........

KAMAL KA PEN HAI?

Santa: “Ek Blue Ball-Pen Dena”Dukandar: “Ye Lo Ye Pen Khub Chalega”Santa: “Arrey...........

DAARU CHEEZ HI AISI HAI

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Beer Pee Li Aur Full Talli Ho Gayi.Santa Ghar Aay...........

HOTEL WALE HUM LOGO KO LOOT TE

Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.Dinner Karne Ke...........

SANTA AUR PATHAN, DONO HI MAHA

Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi The, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha...........