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14 Santa Banta Jokes

CHORI KARNA PAAP HAI

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bus Mein Ek Chor Ko Ek Aurat Ka Purse Churate Dekh Liya.Chor Ne ...........

KISSE KRTA?

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.Bant...........

PARESHAN LAG RAHE HO

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi...........

GORA KARNE WALI CREAM

Santa to Shopkeeper : Gora karne wali Cream hai kya, Tumhare pass?Shopkeeper : H...........

WE NEED BRIDGE

Santa- We Need A Bridge In Our Village.Minister- How, There Is No River In Ur Vi...........

BOMB BLAST HONE PAR MINISTER E

Bomb Blast Hone Par Minister Elaan Karta Hai.Minister:Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waal...........

SANTA JYOTISHI KA FAN BAN GAYA

Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundali dikhane gaya.Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa S...........

HUM TO KIRAYEDAR HAIN

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.Banta- Soja-Soja Gha...........

SANTA KA RADIO

Ek Santa ka Radio kharab ho gaya,khol ke dekha to ander Chuha mara hua tha,dekh ...........

SANTA,SHARAAB AUR LADKI

Santa: Sharab pite pite Rone Laga!Banta: Kya hua Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?Santa: Yaar Jis...........

MAREGA TO TUU ABB

Santa jungle ke raaste se gaanv jaa rahaa tha.Ek mod par usse ek Sher dikha jo b...........

SANTA KI KIDNEY FAIL

Doctor To Santa:Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..Santa Pehle To Bahaut RoyaPhi...........

SANTA BANTA-BESAN AUR PAKODA

Santa: Yaar Banta, hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?Banta: jo Besan or Pakode ka haiS...........

RAILWAY INTERVIEW

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?Santa:- Jee, red...........

SANTA NE KI BACHCHA DHOONDNE M

Santa: Mere padosi ka bachcha gum ho gaya!Banta: Phir kya kiya?Santa: Maine bola...........

SANTA KI MITHAI KI DUKAAN

Santa Bhai ki Mithai ki DukaanSanta opened a new Sweets shop.He gave an advertis...........

SANTA MEETS BANTA

Santa meets BantaSanta: "so have you moved to a new house"Banta: "No."Santa: "Wh...........

SANTA AALOO BECH RAHA THA

Santa : Aaloo Lelo Aaloo Lelo Aaloo LeloBanta :Oye Santa Tune Naya Business shur...........

SANTA KE GHAR MEIN MEHMAAN

Santa: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur sharbat banane ke liye Nimbu nahin...........

MOTORCYCLE KE KITNE TYRES

Teacher:-MotorCycle ke Kitne Tyres Hote hai?Smart Santa:-6 TyreTeacher(Gusse se)...........