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Santa Ne Ek Bar Bus Mein Ek Chor Ko Ek Aurat Ka Purse Churate Dekh Liya.Chor Ne ...........
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.Bant...........
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi...........
Santa to Shopkeeper : Gora karne wali Cream hai kya, Tumhare pass?Shopkeeper : H...........
Santa- We Need A Bridge In Our Village.Minister- How, There Is No River In Ur Vi...........
Bomb Blast Hone Par Minister Elaan Karta Hai.Minister:Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waal...........
Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundali dikhane gaya.Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa S...........
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.Banta- Soja-Soja Gha...........
Ek Santa ka Radio kharab ho gaya,khol ke dekha to ander Chuha mara hua tha,dekh ...........
Santa: Sharab pite pite Rone Laga!Banta: Kya hua Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?Santa: Yaar Jis...........
Santa jungle ke raaste se gaanv jaa rahaa tha.Ek mod par usse ek Sher dikha jo b...........
Doctor To Santa:Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..Santa Pehle To Bahaut RoyaPhi...........
Santa: Yaar Banta, hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?Banta: jo Besan or Pakode ka haiS...........
Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?Santa:- Jee, red...........
Santa: Mere padosi ka bachcha gum ho gaya!Banta: Phir kya kiya?Santa: Maine bola...........
Santa Bhai ki Mithai ki DukaanSanta opened a new Sweets shop.He gave an advertis...........
Santa meets BantaSanta: "so have you moved to a new house"Banta: "No."Santa: "Wh...........
Santa : Aaloo Lelo Aaloo Lelo Aaloo LeloBanta :Oye Santa Tune Naya Business shur...........
Santa: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur sharbat banane ke liye Nimbu nahin...........
Teacher:-MotorCycle ke Kitne Tyres Hote hai?Smart Santa:-6 TyreTeacher(Gusse se)...........