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Shaadi Ki Party Mein DJ wale Ne Puchha: Kab Tak Bajaana Hai ?Santa: 8-10 Peg Tak...........
Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.Santa: Oye...........
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra GayaSadhu Gusse Me Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP D...........
Teacher: Tell me a name of a place, where there are lots of people still you fee...........
1 Girl Fansi Laga rahi thi..Santa ne Window se Dekh liya�!Socho Santa kya bola h...........
Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?"Banta replied -Answer shee...........
Santa : cm ka full form kya hai?Banta : cheif ministerSanta : wrong!!!!Banta : k...........
Banta Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya.Interviewer Ne Banta ...........
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main ...........
Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?Santa:...........
In exam hall a girl to santa:Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh...........
Santa : Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?Banta : Because as ...........
Sardar Santa Singh told his friend –For the past one week a girl is disturbing m...........
Santa ne shauk shauk mein Vrat rakh liyaBut bhookh ke maare uska dum nikle ja ra...........
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua?Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saalaur lagega...........
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirtdhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab ky...........
Santa Banta kebich fighting ho rahi thi.Santa: Tere dimag me gobar bhara huwa ha...........
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that small...........
Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chu...........
Santa: Yaar Ek Baat Puchhu, Har Note PeBapu Gandhi Ji Ka Hansta Hua Picture Kyon...........